So I was around town with some friends last weekend when a massive vehicle pulled up in front of us, shadowing us with its towering shiny metal body and intimidating us with its colossal wheels the height of a 10-year-old. Its monstrosity crass and boorish, so crude it makes you cringe and wonder: why in the world do you need such a beastly car here?
Our roads are well tarred (apart from the occasional very fatal potholes) and mostly flat anyway. You definitely don’t need a Hummer to take on our ‘treacherous terrains’. And our roads are just as narrow as when goons double-park all over the place. Oh the frustration when it comes along, threatening to run you over or swallow you whole, then pile up an entire line of cars as it eases slowly in and out of a narrow lane …
I say, there really is no space for a Hummer here. I know, I know; it epitomises strength, wealth, and all that jazz, but really, I think you can leave a better aftertaste with a sleeker, faster car that intimidates the same yet slips in and out of narrow lanes with ease. This bulk just doesn’t appeal very much.
Anyway, puzzled aside, we had a rather good laugh. My joker friend couldn’t help but pull a fast one on the Hummer. He said: “Looks like somebody needed some reassurance of his endowment”. Good one, boy, good one. But it is working nonetheless isn’t it? From the fact that we were turning our heads again to take yet another final look.















